Reviews

22/11/2011 Sorry for the lack of reviews! This will be remedied shortly. Thanks for your patience! x





Here you will find my sex toy reviews!

Buzz Ratings these will be used to assess the noise level of toys.
1. Silent
2. Sounds like a mobile can hear it through covers but not through walls.
3. Can be heard through the walls slightly.
4. Can be heard downstairs.
5. Neighbours will hear it!

Stimulation rating used to assess if a toy's vibrations/textures are good enough to produce orgasm.
1. A complete dud!
2. A tampon would do a better job.
3. A tickle.
4. Almost there!
5. WHOA MAMA!



Ultimate Vagina Sucker and Clit Pump

Ultimate Vagina Sucker And Clit Pump


This is supposed to be a vaginal sucker AND a clitoral stimulant but I feel that it is just a clitoral stimulant personally. With three tongues to flick your clit squeeze the pump to have the lips suck, increasing hold and closeness of the tongues. The bulb pump features a handy release valve for when you squeeze too tightly (be warned this can be painful!), it is also textured with little ribs which is useful for grip if you are using lube with this toy but it can also feel lovely rubbed over nipples.

The "mouth" consists of silicon lips (3 inches long and 2 inches wide), three tongues and contains a high speed bullet. The bullet's speed is controlled by you or your partner using the speed dial, unfortunately this is not wireless so can become tangled with the air tube if you get too carried away! Unfortunately the bullet is not removable. I wouldn't recommend carrying this in your handbag but it would be fine in a suitcase


The box does say that this toy is 100% waterproof! I agree that the lips and pump are completely waterproof but the battery compartment certainly isn't so please take care around water! This is made from pink plastic.

The lips do come provided with two AA batteries but these only lasted a short while.

The design and concept of this product is simple enough to be used by beginners and advanced alike.
Overall all this toy is handy for great oral sex for use alone or with your partner and is inexpensive at only £19.99!

I recommend that you use lube and have a toy cleaner handy as the tongues can get rather messy!






Buzz - 3 ***
Stimulation- **


Available at Bondara http://www.bondara.co.uk/ultimate-vagina-sucker-and-clit-pump for £19.99! 

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